Wednesday, November 20, 2013

False Confession Day

 False Confession Day November 21st 
 Okie Dokie per
The Adventures of Ranger's instruction I have to tell you two things ~ One True and One False!  Per the rules you have to guess which is which.
1st One ~ On September 27th around 11:30 PM  I, Sweet William The Scot, went out for the last time to do my business before Lee and I went to bed.  As usual I was taking my good old time about finding the right spot to do my business.  I sniffed it out and I was humping just getting ready to pop it out when WTF happened.    I was lit up ~ there was a fireball in the sky ~ there was a boom!  The whole neighborhood could see me going potty!  Oh dogs I took off running for the back door.  I was screaming Lee hold the door open incoming!  I had to beat that fireball to my door!  I had no time to cut the poopers off.  Dogs I was shooting out poopers and whizzing pee across the driveway up the steps on the porch.  I was emptying my tank.  I passed Lee through the kitchen, dining room, I was headed for my safe place under Lee's big bed.  That is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I got a card from Ranger. 

2nd One ~  I, Sweet William The Scot, am a very good boy.  I look at all your pictures how you destuff  your toys and I wonder why do you do that.  It can't be very much fun to get something and destroy it immediately.  Why I still have one of my Christmas toys that Hoke sent me in the Christmas exchange two years ago.  It is a Kong Braidz.  And the toy Amber DeWeenie gave me this spring does not even have a hole and the squeaker works quite fine.  I play with both toys everyday.  I love my toys and cherish them.  That is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Inside the card was a certificate for one free can of Iams Shakeables Soft & Chewy Dog Treats.
Why they are so popular they cannot keep them on the shelves.  I hope my store gets a supply soon.  Thank You so much Ranger.  The only way I get treats is if I win them.  Lee just gives me apples or carrots for treats.

Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off
Sweet William The Scot   


  1. I don't believe number two. I don't care if it is Kong-no terrier can't destroy any toy in two years. Unbelievable.

  2. I think it is the toys cuz I do think that you take very good care of your toys.

    Your girl Jazzi

  3. I think #2 - the toys. Terriers like to destuff, but then kiss and make them better!

  4. Sweet William, it is kind of embarrassing but I think the first story is the true one(blushing). Maybe it was fireworks, cause they scare the poo out of me also.

    Loveys Sasha

  5. I totally think number 1 is false. Butt hey, part of our confession is so similar , great minds think alike.

  6. OMD Booms booms. We no like so we will say numero uno for us. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. I'm going to go for the toys! Can't wait to see which one is true :)

  8. Chuckles we like number one...we could just picture it. But we will go with number are such a sweetie and we know you are good to your toys

  9. Sw. William #1 is too funny. You might have to do a re-enactment with photos. They are both very believable.
    hugs madi your bfff

  10. No treats on the shelf is da True one. Dats my vote and I'm stickin to it.

  11. I think you are very good with your toys. My Aunts' Scottie had some of her toy's for 10 years.

  12. I fink it is no. 1 cos i can see that happening at ours house also, um......
    stella rose, mags and gussie

  13. Oh Sweet William I will have to go with 2

  14. I (Frankie Furter) think that #1 is TRUE beclaws I have done that same thingy... Ernie thinks #2 is FALSE...beclaws HE says you HAVE to Destuff Every stuffie... and rip out their Evil Beating Squeakers.

  15. Wow, these are two great ones! This whole event is a ton of fun. Hmmmm, I think I'll guess that the true one is number 2 because I think you're a Sweet one who would not destroy toys like I do. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

  16. hmm...that's a toughie. I'm going to say number 2 is true!

  17. We think number 2 is false, too much loving can break toys too. Lee and Phod

  18. #1 is true, I'm sure hehe. But I know you are a very good boy, like you said at #2. You are a terrier and they are always good.

  19. Ringy-dingy-ding-doo...I hope the first one is true! Why, you say...because it made my day...whizzing pee and shooting poo! BOL You gave us such a good laugh today, Sir William. Thank you!
    *high paws*

  20. We think #1 is the truth! The story was so vivid we are BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  21. Hi Sweet William! We would like to say that #1 is true, the visual of that is just too funny Butt we are going to vote #2. we are sure you take very good care of your toys
    Mr Bailey Hazel & Greta

  22. We think number 2 is true!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  23. Number uno is false, why you ask, well your so sweet you couldn't possibly tear up anything!

    Your bestie pals
    The Mad Scots

  24. We think #2 is true because angel Maggie took good care of her toys as she got older and I, Mitch, would too if I didn't have Molly egging me on to destroy them!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  25. OMD, I don't knows!!! The furst one is SOOO funny, so something I would do! BOL
    butts, I just don't know if any terrier would NOT kill their stuffies!
    Hmmm, okays, I'm gonna say one is true!
    Ruby ♥

  26. #1 is the truth because it's so funny it has to be true.

    Aroo to you,

  27. Sweet William, the truth is you are a Scottie and as such, I cannot believe you do not destroy toys! (If that is true, please come visit and teach Mr. K your wise way.) Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  28. Oh I fink'z #1... That is hilarious .. Sorry wez so late Rockin Wills been so busy xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie