Monday, December 21, 2015

Dear Mr. Postman

Please Mr. Postman look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a PACKAGE in your bag for me
(Please, please, Mr. Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
I've been standin' here
Waitin' Mr. Postman so patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Sayin' it's for me

Maderia Town Square Christmas Trees
 
Yep Sammy and Wally my pals sent me, Sweet William The Scot, a Christmas package all the way from South Africa.  Do you know what that cost? That is big bucks! But they used the zip that was on the Christmas List.  WRONG! 
December 19, 2015 , 8:30 am
Arrived at USPS Facility
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46241 
UPDATE IT IS Louisville an Annex which is NOT GOOD
December 21, 2015 , 3:23 am
Departed USPS Facility

LOUISVILLE, KY 40231 

Your item arrived at our USPS facility in INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46241 on December 19, 2015 at 8:30 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination.
December 19, 2015 , 2:23 am
Departed USPS Facility
DETROIT, MI 48233 
December 18, 2015 , 6:48 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
DETROIT, MI 48233 
December 15, 2015 , 7:18 am
Forwarded
EATON, OH 
December 15, 2015 , 7:17 am
Arrived at USPS Facility
EATON, OH 45320 
December 15, 2015 , 6:09 am
Arrived at Unit
EATON, OH 45320 
December 15, 2015 , 12:52 am
Departed USPS Facility
CINCINNATI, OH 45235 
December 14, 2015 , 10:39 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
CINCINNATI, OH 45235 
December 13, 2015 , 2:18 pm
Forwarded
EATON, OH 
December 13, 2015 , 2:17 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
EATON, OH 45320 
December 13, 2015 , 1:50 pm
Arrived at Hub
EATON, OH 45320 
December 12, 2015 , 9:54 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
CINCINNATI, OH 45235 
December 12, 2015 , 7:53 am
Arrived at USPS Facility
EATON, OH 45320 
December 11, 2015 , 11:47 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
CINCINNATI, OH 45235 
December 11, 2015 , 4:35 am
Departed USPS Facility
EASTERN NASSAU, NY 
December 10, 2015 , 3:19 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
EASTERN NASSAU, NY 
December 9, 2015 , 10:23 am
Inbound Out of Customs


Inbound Into Customs

December 4, 2015 , 5:43 pm
Processed Through Sort Facility
ISC NEW YORK NY(USPS) 

Origin Post is Preparing Shipment

December 2, 2015 , 1:47 pm
Processed Through Sort Facility
JIMC C AIR, PRIORITY MAIL PARCELS, SOUTH AFRICA
December 2, 2015 , 9:09 am
Processed Through Sort Facility
JIMC C AIR, PRIORITY MAIL PARCELS, SOUTH AFRICA
November 25, 2015 , 6:09 pm
Acceptance
SOUTH AFRICA

       Darn this is like The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.  This package is racking up the milage.
It gets to the States clears customs yippie ki-yay.  Then it is Cincinnati, my city, OH BOY!
No don't send it to the other part of the state, yep there it went. Cincinnati ~ Eaton ~ Cincinnati ~ Eaton ~ Cincinnati ~ Eaton ~ DETROIT (what the HBO Word) ~ Indianapolis.
I don't live in Indianapolis!

Hey if you can tell me where it is going next first I will send you something by way of the USPS.
Yep maybe it might reach you sometime In the year 2525, if man is still alive.
 

 
I tried to put an intercept on the tracking number but you can only do that for domestic not international mail because of all the terror threats in the world now.

The plaque in Maderia says
"Civic work is the rent we pay
for the space we occupy
in the community
in which we live"
 
Montgomery Town Square Christmas Tree
 
Yep I was going into town last week to show you Fountain Square, the heart of Cincinnati, all decorated with the giant tree and the ice skating rink a Nati City tradition and darn as we were driving Lee had the radio on and the station announced that the Federal Building was being evacuated and all traffic around would be stopped.  Well the Square is just in the next block, so we turned around and came home.
Am I having fun yet?
 
 Lee's Christmas card count 12
My count ~ GULP!
 
Please Mr. Postman look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a LETTER in your bag for me
(Please, please, Mr. Postman)
Why's it takin' such a long time
I've been standin' here
Waitin' Mr. Postman so patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Sayin' it's for me
 
Lee ~ yes William ~ I was on hold with the post office for an hour and forty seven minutes and GUESS WHAT ~ what William ~ I GOT DISCONNECTED!
What the crap!
Lee can I take the Christmas tree down now?
Oh William remember Jesus said it is more blessed to give than to receive.
 
Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of  mine
Signing Off 
Sweet William The Scot
 
Oh that does not apply to the USPS

Lee has been painting a lot of shop windows since Thanksgiving, her hands are all cracked and bloody.  While Lee paints I sleep on my bed because I know I am not allowed off my bed when we are at the shops. If you are going through Nati town and see a shop window painted we sign with a paw print so you will know it is ours.