Wednesday, November 20, 2013

False Confession Day

 False Confession Day November 21st 
"THIS IS NOT FOR SANTA PAWS EYES"
 Okie Dokie per
The Adventures of Ranger's instruction I have to tell you two things ~ One True and One False!  Per the rules you have to guess which is which.
 
1st One ~ On September 27th around 11:30 PM  I, Sweet William The Scot, went out for the last time to do my business before Lee and I went to bed.  As usual I was taking my good old time about finding the right spot to do my business.  I sniffed it out and I was humping just getting ready to pop it out when WTF happened.    I was lit up ~ there was a fireball in the sky ~ there was a boom!  The whole neighborhood could see me going potty!  Oh dogs I took off running for the back door.  I was screaming Lee hold the door open incoming!  I had to beat that fireball to my door!  I had no time to cut the poopers off.  Dogs I was shooting out poopers and whizzing pee across the driveway up the steps on the porch.  I was emptying my tank.  I passed Lee through the kitchen, dining room, I was headed for my safe place under Lee's big bed.  That is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I got a card from Ranger. 

2nd One ~  I, Sweet William The Scot, am a very good boy.  I look at all your pictures how you destuff  your toys and I wonder why do you do that.  It can't be very much fun to get something and destroy it immediately.  Why I still have one of my Christmas toys that Hoke sent me in the Christmas exchange two years ago.  It is a Kong Braidz.  And the toy Amber DeWeenie gave me this spring does not even have a hole and the squeaker works quite fine.  I play with both toys everyday.  I love my toys and cherish them.  That is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Inside the card was a certificate for one free can of Iams Shakeables Soft & Chewy Dog Treats.
Why they are so popular they cannot keep them on the shelves.  I hope my store gets a supply soon.  Thank You so much Ranger.  The only way I get treats is if I win them.  Lee just gives me apples or carrots for treats.

Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off
Sweet William The Scot   
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28 comments :

  1. KismetNovember 21, 2013 at 12:02 AM

    I don't believe number two. I don't care if it is Kong-no terrier can't destroy any toy in two years. Unbelievable.

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  2. ScooterNovember 21, 2013 at 12:42 AM

    I think it is the toys cuz I do think that you take very good care of your toys.

    wags
    Your girl Jazzi

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  3. DaisyNovember 21, 2013 at 12:55 AM

    I think #2 - the toys. Terriers like to destuff, but then kiss and make them better!
    oxox
    Daisy

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  4. Ziggy StardustNovember 21, 2013 at 1:03 AM

    Sweet William, it is kind of embarrassing but I think the first story is the true one(blushing). Maybe it was fireworks, cause they scare the poo out of me also.

    Loveys Sasha

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  5. Lassiter Chase and BenjaminNovember 21, 2013 at 3:30 AM

    I totally think number 1 is false. Butt hey, part of our confession is so similar , great minds think alike.

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  6. UnknownNovember 21, 2013 at 3:44 AM

    OMD Booms booms. We no like so we will say numero uno for us. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. UnknownNovember 21, 2013 at 5:38 AM

    I'm going to go for the toys! Can't wait to see which one is true :)

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  8. CowspotdogNovember 21, 2013 at 7:10 AM

    Chuckles we like number one...we could just picture it. But we will go with number two....you are such a sweetie and we know you are good to your toys

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  9. My Mind's EyeNovember 21, 2013 at 8:02 AM

    Sw. William #1 is too funny. You might have to do a re-enactment with photos. They are both very believable.
    hugs madi your bfff

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  10. RangerNovember 21, 2013 at 8:13 AM

    No treats on the shelf is da True one. Dats my vote and I'm stickin to it.
    Wag,
    Ranger

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  11. BentleyNovember 21, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    I think you are very good with your toys. My Aunts' Scottie had some of her toy's for 10 years.
    Bentley

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  12. stellaroselongNovember 21, 2013 at 9:04 AM

    I fink it is no. 1 cos i can see that happening at ours house also, um......
    stella rose, mags and gussie

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  13. Two French BulldogsNovember 21, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Oh Sweet William I will have to go with 2
    Lily

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  14. Frankie Furter and ErnieNovember 21, 2013 at 9:58 AM

    I (Frankie Furter) think that #1 is TRUE beclaws I have done that same thingy... Ernie thinks #2 is FALSE...beclaws HE says you HAVE to Destuff Every stuffie... and rip out their Evil Beating Squeakers.

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  15. ScooterNovember 21, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    Wow, these are two great ones! This whole event is a ton of fun. Hmmmm, I think I'll guess that the true one is number 2 because I think you're a Sweet one who would not destroy toys like I do. BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Furiend

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  16. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiNovember 21, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    hmm...that's a toughie. I'm going to say number 2 is true!

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  17. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyNovember 21, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    We think number 2 is false, too much loving can break toys too. Lee and Phod

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  18. AnonymousNovember 21, 2013 at 11:48 AM

    #1 is true, I'm sure hehe. But I know you are a very good boy, like you said at #2. You are a terrier and they are always good.

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  19. UnknownNovember 21, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    Ringy-dingy-ding-doo...I hope the first one is true! Why, you say...because it made my day...whizzing pee and shooting poo! BOL You gave us such a good laugh today, Sir William. Thank you!
    *high paws*
    Oz

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  20. MurphyNovember 21, 2013 at 12:28 PM

    We think #1 is the truth! The story was so vivid we are BOL!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  21. Idaho PugRanchNovember 21, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    Hi Sweet William! We would like to say that #1 is true, the visual of that is just too funny Butt we are going to vote #2. we are sure you take very good care of your toys
    hugs
    Mr Bailey Hazel & Greta

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  22. Sketching with DogsNovember 21, 2013 at 2:46 PM

    We think number 2 is true!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  23. AnonymousNovember 21, 2013 at 4:07 PM

    Number uno is false, why you ask, well your so sweet you couldn't possibly tear up anything!

    Your bestie pals
    The Mad Scots

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  24. DukeNovember 21, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    We think #2 is true because angel Maggie took good care of her toys as she got older and I, Mitch, would too if I didn't have Molly egging me on to destroy them!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  25. RubyNovember 21, 2013 at 8:31 PM

    OMD, I don't knows!!! The furst one is SOOO funny, so something I would do! BOL
    butts, I just don't know if any terrier would NOT kill their stuffies!
    Hmmm, okays, I'm gonna say one is true!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  26. SullyNovember 21, 2013 at 10:33 PM

    #1 is the truth because it's so funny it has to be true.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  27. AnonymousNovember 21, 2013 at 10:36 PM

    Sweet William, the truth is you are a Scottie and as such, I cannot believe you do not destroy toys! (If that is true, please come visit and teach Mr. K your wise way.) Much love, The Scottie Mom.

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  28. MollieNovember 25, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    Oh I fink'z #1... That is hilarious .. Sorry wez so late Rockin Wills been so busy xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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