Monday, April 27, 2015

My Sweet Wills

Several of you got in contact and asked why I, Lee, had not put up a picture with my post last week.
Some of you already know the answer.
My camera is full of pictures of our Nati City and a very strange happening but my heart was not in a place to look at them.
On April 17th in the evening my Wills got hurt.
Skip to bottom if you are squeamish.
I did not want to bring it to the forefront and I wanted the Mayorz Marathon to run as my post as I was committed to doing.
Then when a blogger had a dummy spit directed at us well which I thought was only toward us (turns out two others also) I was not going to play the poors us woos me card.

Bottom line I don't know if Sweet William The Scot will need surgery.
If he does I have been informed it will not be a great outcome.
His puncture wounds, abrasions and lacerations have been debrided.  Some where injected with ClinzGard Barrier Gel which is a sustained release of clindamycin over 7-10 days.  Some have surgical glue on them and others are open.
Two of his favorite children, one from our past reader program, came to play with him.
Sweet William has always loved kids and I think somewhere in him is a little boy.
They truly did not know what they could do, nor did I.  It looked like a simple blue plastic water gun.
Oh they come in yellow and orange I have found out $19.95.  Well they are these air guns but you can put pee gravel dirt any crap in them that fits.  Will got peppered at close range.  Will is hurt in his private soft tissue area and one of his anal glands took a direct shot and tore it.
Will is in a lot of pain even with taking Deramaxx a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory pain med.
Will is frightened of everybody but me at the present. 
The auction for Amber and Max Deweenie's human sissy is going to start this week over at
Marg's Animals.
We have four items in the auction.

Item One ~ A specialty bar of  Handmade Peppermint Goat Milk Soap with a fine Scottie molded and detailed on top.  Included is a mini magnet showing a Scottie.  Smoke Free Home
Minimum bid $5.  Buyer pays shipping.
Item Two ~ A Scottie Rug Hook Handmade Pillow 11 by 11.  Was bought at a tag sale to help the The Miller-Leuser Log House.  Smoke Free Home
Minimum bid $15.  Buyer pays shipping 
Item Three ~ a VINTAGE JAPAN UCAGCO Dachshund circa 1960. Mint condition. 
One just like it sold on E-bay for $27.   
 Minimum bid $20 buyer pays shipping
Item Four ~ Three rubber dogs toys never touched. No minimum bid.  Buyer pays shipping.
Smoke Free Home
We definitely understand Amber's human sissy needing help.
She has lost a leg and her fingers to this Autoimmune diseases.
Please consider looking over the items that will be up for bidding.   
I lost my balance to a form of Lupus and
 my Lupus is acting up and with Will's medical bills
 lately we just cannot absorb shipping.

For those that came by last week and left a comment well we can't say it much better than.

Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off 
Sweet William The Scot

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Do You Ever Think About Taking A Side

If the Pilgrims had not broken away from England how would the world look?
If the American Revolution had not taken place would we be under a monarchy?
If the North and South had not divided where would America be?
How would Europe look had World War I not taken place?
Or if World War II had not happened and England stood alone would all of Europe have become a dictatorship?
Censorship now there is a debate.
Yes we all have our blogs.  On your blog do you allow freedom of speech?
I am on the other side of the Susie and Sidebite issue. As a blogger I don't like to be threaten and they said "if he ever finds out who left a negative comment" (well what does that imply?) and
"OH and comments are turned off, cause we just don't care what you have to say now, and we are saving you the effort to unfriend us! Oh wait, many of our followers didn't come by anyways!. "
Think about that all 153 members ... you didn't come by! 
They actually listed who they liked I believe nine names, were you listed??
Sweet William The Scot left them their first comment on Saturday.
But we got very negative feedback along with other bloggers in e-mails.
We had not left them enough comments even though since Lee was in the hospital we have only gotten three comments from them.
So I took a stand dropped out of their blog and after several more negative e-mails blocked them from my blog and yahoo account. 
Yep Lee is now aka YOU SHIT!
Guess I had better get my poop scooper out to use on Lee.
I have never blocked a comment on my blog nor have I deleted comments I did not particularly like other than advertisements.
I was Susie and Sidebites second follower and did a major part of their photoshopping prior to Lee almost dying last fall.  I called them my bestest friend and now that is a common term around Blogville just like 87.
Please when you read a post is that blog really saying something positive and maybe start questioning before leaving a comment.
We were simply not going to say a word and go on till Oreo Cookie Jar ran a one
sided post and deleted our comments.
And for those of you who read my comment which was up for about one hour, well loved your e-mails.  The dummy spit phase made us smile again.  Several said they had to rethink their comments that they left Oreo.   One said I am one of those "who never comments" at their blog.
One said maybe he is right to leave Blogville.
Yes we got wonderful e-mail.
If you talk behind someone's back it is bound to come out.
Respectful yes we should be Respectful of one another.
Sweet William The Scot & Lee
Psss ~ Yes comments are on this is an open dialogue.

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Mayorz Marathon Mile 16

I, Rockin Wills, got to get to the
 Mayorz Marathon Remote!
 This is Blogville's one and only Non Serious Radio Station Howl at 469.5.
We are doing a live remote today covering the Marathon.
I'm your DJ Rockin Wills The Music Professor on the scene.
 If you want to come on down the Howl is at the corners of Heart Break Hill and Runners Trots Drive.
Yep this is Mile 16 for these runners.  It is the you, yourself with the mile.  Called the Isolation mile. 
We will be seeing the runners thinning out now.
Your DJ was in a race once. Within minutes after the race started I was the last of the runners. It was down right embarrassing. That fat cat Marty was in front of me, second to last, was taunting me. He said, “Hey dog, how does it feel to be last?” I replied: “Do you want to know?” and I dropped out.
Yep I embarrassed that cat.  No one plays this DJ for a fool.
Think I will play a song to raise up the runners spirits because that old Despair Mile 19 will be hitting them soon.
The first of the runners are coming into the square.
  After this mile these runners are no longer Glucosed up.  
Oh I feel sorry for those Pupsters that still have their junk if their body glide is gone.
They will be lucky if they can still feel their junk after this tough marathon.
If they have not been neutered they will have wished they were.
And those kittenestes why those manicures and pedicures are going to be ruined.
Their nails are going to turn black and maybe fall off.
(click for full screen) 
The center of the pack has reached the square.
Cheer those runners on.  Ring those cow bells! 

Ahead they have
Despair around mile 19!  Why even their teeth will hurt!
Then they will HIT THE WALL around mile 22!  They will be crying they have never been so tired!
They got to dig dig dig deep!
If they make it to mile 23 it will be Affirmation!
Elation mile 26 right before they collapse.

Do you get why at the start the runners have a Blogville Police car behind?
Why that's to make them keep running so they get .... Tired!
Do you know why the Cop car goes ahead?
Why by running behind the car they get .... Exhausted!
And they say it is for your protection!!!!!
Yes your DJ Rockin Wills is giving it to you straight.

It looks like the last runners are going through now! 
Cheer those runners on ~ Ring those cow bells.  HOWL
Last runners are through.
For continuous live coverage of this grueling first ever Mayorz Marathon I am turning the mike over to Blogvilles one and only Taffy, where from her vantage point she is seeing the first of the runners coming through.  Take it away Taffy.
Well that's it from the HOWL's live remote.  Till next time I'm your DJ Rockin Wills saying RUN
Keep Howling  
"Do what you want, dig what you do, 'cause that's what life is all about"

Signing Off
Sweet William The Scot

PS ~ We played no favoritism in the placing of animals.  Your numbers were all placed into my Tam o'Shanter and as your number was drawn you were placed.  So it was your luck or unluck that got you where you are in the Mayorz Marathon.

Monday, April 13, 2015

I Won Ranger, Stuart & Dui's Scavenger Hunt

I, Sweet William The Scot, was the winner of Ranger, Stuart & Dui's Birthday Scavenger Hunt.
Why how could I not win.  I love those dogs and follow their blogs all the time.
See the little Scottie Ranger drew on the brown box.
I got a Kong, why I love Kong toys.  It is a Kong Cozie Koala.  The last time I was at my PetSmart store I saw one of these and I told Lee I wanted one for my birthday.  Ranger must have been listening to our conversation, because he sent me what I wanted.
There also was a bag of Nutro Moist-n-Chewy
Bites the hickory smoked BBQ flavor, why I bet I will love them.  Lee does not buy me treats very often.  I usually get carrots or apples and I love when I get these extra special treats.
This was a terrific box and I know he packed it especially for me.
Yep Ranger congratulated me on winning and thanked me for playing.
Why Ranger I THANK YOU very much for sending me what I have been dreaming of.
Lee says I have to wait for another week to opened the next box you sent because I am getting spoiled with opening boxes.  And I should show each box separately showing appreciation for the gifts I get.
Thank You Ranger!
Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off 
Sweet William The Scot
PS~~ Feel free to take the running shoes button to advertise the Mayorz Marathon.
And be sure to come back Saturday to see where you are in the Marathon at Mile 16.
Are you ahead or are you behind?  RUN.

Wednesday, April 8, 2015


 Last week I, Sweet William The Scot, got three boxes.
Yes count them three boxes for ME!
Lets see I will open this one first because it came first and it is from The Land Of Oz!
I smell something really great in here.
First I got to read this card.
It is from Bella.
GULP Bella signed it LOVE.
Can A Girl Say ‘I Love You’ First?
LOVE ~ a feeling of strong or constant affection for me.
Well that's O.K. I LOVE me too!
Look how great my girl shops.  Why Bella sure knows the way to a guys heart.
I think the box was just packed with great things.
And Lee thinks getting a Bilby from Australia is just extra special.  Why how could you ever eat the little fellow.
Oh Lee and I thank you so much for sending us this wonderful box filled with goodies.
Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off 
Sweet William The Scot
PS ~ The other two boxes are from Ranger.  I am going to make you wait later in the month to see what is in them. 
Rockin Wills will be at Mile 16 of the Mayorz Marathon to entertain you and report on how the race is going.  So be sure to tune in the HOWL at 469.5 Blogville Radio.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Happy Hippity Hoppity Easter

Mr. Peter Hippity Hoppity came to my house this morning and left me,
Sweet William The Scot, an Easter Basket.
Oh I love my basket.  I got a squeaker stuffie shaped like a bone, a few jelly beans and the biggest Easter Bunny treat baked specially for me at the dog bakery.  
I am embarrassed, I want it so bad if I look my mouth will drool.
 O.K. take the picture Lee fast so I can taste my treat.
We kind of look alike, don't we.
Lee had a Hot Cross Bun for breakfast like she has done every Easter.
 Why Mr. Peter Hippity Hoppity brought an apprentice this year.  He is so small.
We found him when we were cleaning the leaves out of the ivy.  Lee had on gloves and touched his back and his nose twitched.  He was not afraid of us at all.
  I am a good boy, Lee has trained me to leave bunnies alone and I watch out for them.
 The hillside naturalized daffodils are opening even though the trees only have the slight sign of buds.
 The little purple flowers, Lenten Rose, are popping open.
The world feels like it is being renewed.
Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off 
Sweet William The Scot