Mayorz Marathon Mile 16



I, Rockin Wills, got to get to the

 Mayorz Marathon Remote!

 This is Blogville's one and only Non Serious Radio Station Howl at 469.5.

We are doing a live remote today covering the Marathon.

I'm your DJ Rockin Wills The Music Professor on the scene.

 If you want to come on down the Howl is at the corners of Heart Break Hill and Runners Trots Drive.

Yep this is Mile 16 for these runners.  It is the you, yourself with the mile.  Called the Isolation mile. 

We will be seeing the runners thinning out now.

Your DJ was in a race once. Within minutes after the race started I was the last of the runners. It was down right embarrassing. That fat cat Marty was in front of me, second to last, was taunting me. He said, “Hey dog, how does it feel to be last?” I replied: “Do you want to know?” and I dropped out.

Yep I embarrassed that cat.  No one plays this DJ for a fool.

Think I will play a song to raise up the runners spirits because that old Despair Mile 19 will be hitting them soon.
The first of the runners are coming into the square.

  After this mile these runners are no longer Glucosed up.  

Oh I feel sorry for those Pupsters that still have their junk if their body glide is gone.

They will be lucky if they can still feel their junk after this tough marathon.

If they have not been neutered they will have wished they were.

And those kittenestes why those manicures and pedicures are going to be ruined.

Their nails are going to turn black and maybe fall off.
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The center of the pack has reached the square.

Cheer those runners on.  Ring those cow bells! 
  HOWL HOWL

Ahead they have

Despair around mile 19!  Why even their teeth will hurt!

Then they will HIT THE WALL around mile 22!  They will be crying they have never been so tired!

They got to dig dig dig deep!

If they make it to mile 23 it will be Affirmation!

Elation mile 26 right before they collapse.

Do you get why at the start the runners have a Blogville Police car behind?
Why that's to make them keep running so they get .... Tired!
Then
Do you know why the Cop car goes ahead?
Why by running behind the car they get .... Exhausted!
And they say it is for your protection!!!!!
Yes your DJ Rockin Wills is giving it to you straight.

It looks like the last runners are going through now! 
Cheer those runners on ~ Ring those cow bells.  HOWL

Last runners are through.

For continuous live coverage of this grueling first ever Mayorz Marathon I am turning the mike over to Blogvilles one and only Taffy, where from her vantage point she is seeing the first of the runners coming through.  Take it away Taffy.

Well that's it from the HOWL's live remote.  Till next time I'm your DJ Rockin Wills saying RUN

Keep Howling  

"Do what you want, dig what you do, 'cause that's what life is all about"

Signing Off

Sweet William The Scot

PS ~ We played no favoritism in the placing of animals.  Your numbers were all placed into my Tam o'Shanter and as your number was drawn you were placed.  So it was your luck or unluck that got you where you are in the Mayorz Marathon.