Scoot Scooter He Lost His Balls

 

 I, Sweet William The Scot, have been chasing down Scooter.  Every time I  found one of his billboards by the time I went back with the camera it was down.

I knew Scooter probably would not go Global but it seems like friends out of my tri state area don't know Scooter.  Scooter got his job through the Advertising Agency Northlich branch in Cincinnati, my city.

Scooter has such a catchy ditty!

Why my city has been blitzed with television commercials and billboards by Scooter. 

So let me introduce my friend Scooter.

 Yep Scooter is my kind of CAT!

Scooter wears spectacles not testicles.  Scooter lost his balls.

And when they say Who's Your Daddy? 

No No It's Not Me! 

 Scooter is the hip neutered cat every Tom wants to be.

He's the coolest cat on the block.

He’s the suave neutered cat with the plan and access to a set of wheels: he calls it the Scooter Shuttle.  Why in my town Scooter provides Free Trips for Gonad Snips.

Scooter represents Ten, a movement to create a no-kill nation for cats.

The U.S. is home to an estimated 70 million homeless cats.  Each has a different story with one thing in common: an unfixed house cat.  

Every 20 minutes, an adoptable cat loses its life in a kill shelter.

No-kill shelters unfortunately become home to many.

Lee said it was hard getting me into the picture because Scooter was up so high on the building.

I had to sit on a ladder so I could be in the picture.

Yep I never thought I would have anything in common with a CAT!

But Scooter and I have a lot in common. I lost my pair of balls and I wear spectacles.

And when they asks Scottie puppies Who's Your Daddy? 

No No It's Not Me! 

Now are you Hip?  Have you lost your Pair of Balls? 

 

Cate Blanchett and Oscar-nominee Rooney Mara were  filming 'Carol' and

Don Cheadle has been filming 'Miles Ahead' in Cincinnati.

But, I chased down the most important one of all

Scooter The Neutered Cat.

 

After all my chasing down Scooter Billboards why this one appeared on Beechmont Avenue across from my Graeters Ice Cream Store on Saturday.

Why I, Sweet William The Scot, wish every area of the world had a Scooter.

Why do I wish such a thing, well Cats are 45 times more prolific than humans.

 

Let’s kick cat killing in the gonads, one spay/neuter at a time.

Okie Dokie here is the deal, for every comment I get today I will break my piggy bank and give a quarter up till I get enough money to send a cat on the Scooter Shuttle.

Please visit Give Them Ten http://www.givethemten.org/

 

Thanks for being a friend

Traveling down the road and back again

Your heart is true and your a friend of mine

Signing Off 

Sweet William The Scot