Did I feel the earth move under my feet
Did I feel the sky tumbling down
Did I feel my heart start to trembling
Darn tootin I, Sweet William The Scot, did!
It Rained! It Rained!
I was making short trips out to do my business, just on the hill by my door.
I was peeing ~ THEN ~ the hill started to move!
The earth move under my paws!
Then my wall came tumbling down!
A'tumbling down, a'tumbling down, a'tumbling down, a'tumbling down, tumbling down!
I was in a landside with rocks and mud!
I went down!
Darn did I get muddy just because I had to pee!
Lee had to pull me out of the mess.
See all those stones, I was in amongst them going off the hill.
Oh Well!
I'm a little shaken up and with a few scrapes and bruises.
At least my ball did not wash away.
I, Sweet William The Scot, am holding onto my ball tight.
There has to be a moral to this story but darn if I know!
~~~~We want to move badly.~~~~
I got a small house to sell you that has a brand new wall!
Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off
Sweet William The Scot
Pssssssss ~ Then the very next day I was taking care of my business under the giant old oak tree before the rains came again and ~ " Did I feel the sky tumbling down"? Dag Gone It sticks started falling on me! That plane came in way to low!
Lee I think I have a buyer for the roof, the plane wants to buy our roof!
Lee always tells me to "mind my own business"! Well I'm thinking someone elses business has to be better than mine.
And buy my neighbors roof across the street also!
I know that plane... it came slow once to me and my momma too... she even could see the weldseams on it's belly... then we ran away like the wind...
ReplyDeleteThat was scary that the earth moved under your paws... I know that scotties have the magic power of the highlands but that some pee caused such an effect... wow! chapeau William :o)
Oh my dawg what a nutty day! It's crazy out there
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Oh my goodness Sweet William, I am so thankful you are safe and escaped with only a few bruises.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteOMDness but that must have been a fearsome 'tinkle' you went for!!! then to have to be making like a duck due to low overheads? The indignity!!! Thank dog the ball's safe... and your sweet self most of all! hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OMD, what a relief to nose you are okay fella!!! Gosh how frightening
ReplyDeleteAnd how dare those flying peeps snoop while you are trying to poop!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Lady Shasta here - oh dear me Sweet William, me iz so furry much happee that u iz ok. Bet that wuz so scary.
ReplyDeleteYou have to stop having so much beer the night before. You then have to pee so much that it causes natural disasters. I'm going to have to write the Burger Brewery and get you cut off. This is for the good of everyone in the Ohio valley.
ReplyDeleteSo glad ya escaped frum da landslide with just a few bruises and scrapes! Dat is skerry! No landslides where we lives cuz evfurrythang is flat... one advantage to livin' on da Plains of Plano I guess... And yikes! Dat plane is way too low!! Sumbuddy needs to report him!
ReplyDeletethat would of been scary - moving sounds like a plan to us
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD Sweet William !!! THOSE are two VERY MUCH SCARY thingys to have happened... We would have POOPED at just ONE butt you had TWO ... WOW Buddy... Your neighborhood is sort of DANGEROUS...
ReplyDeleteThere is POWER in your pee for sure Sweet Will holey moley....we are so glad you are safe, and no rescue unit had to be dispatched to get you out of that pickle, as far as that low flying plane, well...we don't know what to fink, we live by the hospital and those helicopters all always flying over our yard, it makes mom nervous, we just bark at them and tell them to knock it off, we often have sticks raining down from our old trees also...maybe we live next door to you???? stella rose
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, that's scary! I'm glad you weren't injured in the landslide. Must been kind of like a roller coaster ride.
ReplyDeleteWe are so glad you are safe. That was dangerous! We've never had that much rain....well, we don't have a wall anyway!
ReplyDeleteHoly Moses - we are glad you are OK after that pee adventure. And that plane!!! way to low for comfort!!!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
That is 2, you are do for a 3rd. Be careful Sweet William. We are very glad you were not seriously hurt.
ReplyDeleteOh boy you better stay insider where you safe. I fell down the steps once when he put old english on them and I'll tell you it's no fun when your feeds go out from under you!!! Take it easy my friend! Happy St. Patricks day and a Happy Easter too!! I hope Monster doesn't catch the Easter bunny again this year.
ReplyDeleteOh my. That sounded so scary. I am glad u werent hurt bad. We always bark at airplanes. So we probably already bark-cursed at that plane that flew too low to you.
ReplyDeleteJust came in and found the WONDERFUL surprise package! I wiped my computer last Friday...Windows 10 GRRRRRRRR! So I have no email addresses at the moment, otherwise I would have sent a thank you. But anyway, THANKS, everything is lovely.
ReplyDeleteHOLY ROCK SLIDE!!!! OH SW, I am so glads you are okays!!!! Who knews your pee was so POWERFULS??!!! Maybe stick to peein' on trees and fire hydrants from nows on! ☺
ReplyDeleteOoops, just read the update....betters stay away from trees too...yikes, maybe you needs a steel cage like those divers have to protect them from sharks!
Wells, I'm sendin' you lots of AireZens, doin' your business is gettin' dangerous in your hood!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Yikes, and I thought bein in a lil earthykwake when I lived in Lost Angulus wuz bad!
ReplyDeleteOMD! How scary for you! I am glad that you and your ball are safe. ♥
ReplyDeleteYikes! Maybe you will do (pee) in grass from now on...you don't want your super duper pee to topple you anymore.
ReplyDeleteAnd those planes can shake the solid ground like an earthquake. Around here of late its been the wind that takes trees and limbs down...and then after a big thunk...its all goes black...sigh...
Today some tree cutting company went down our road and took down a lot of trees and shrubs...in an appawrent puperation to get the road ready for a redo...OMD. I shall bark my head off when those workers are swarming ovfur *my* road.
Wow, that's so scary! Gosh, I was never in a landslide before and I'm so glad you are okay. Did you bark at that plane?!? Well, my Mom has Carol King songs stuck in her head now. BWAR HAR HAR I love it when that happens to her. :)
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
BTW: Your blog is beautiful! Those eggies are lovely.
ReplyDeleteThat sure was a scary bathroom break. We hope you don't fall down that hill again.
ReplyDeleteOh My Sweet William, How can so many things happen to you. I am so very glad that Lee saved you from the land slide but I guess the earth just wanted to meet up with a Earth Doggie. As for the tree limbs coming down, we have squirrels sit up in our trees and break branches and throw them down on me and my brother then they cuss us out. I hope you get to move soon to a safe haven.
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Wow Sweet William! That's a lot of action going on at your house!! Glad you are OK! And your roof is OK too!
ReplyDeleteOMD, you lived through a landslide!!
ReplyDeleteThat had to have been scary! We're glad you are OK.
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