NO NO NO!
I got to get up to the roof and turn on the air waves.
Gosh these darn waves are getting so hard to turn on with all the fake news.
Crank Crank Crank ~ there the station is on the air!
Hello Blogville this is your DJ Rockin Wills The Music Professor you are listening to the Non Serious Radio Station Howl that is 469.5 on the dial.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
all you pupsters and kittenistas
You know what I love about February.
February being a short month, I won’t be nearly as skint in the last week as I usually am. That is what makes February great ~ forget about all the love crap.
Let me hear you HOWL!
Now I call my girlfriend Bella my little Sponge you want to know why?
Well Sponges are female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. And can she retain water after a swim in the river. I hear you Howling!
That was the best Love Song of 2016???
Well I think someone at the radio station is working on alternative facts!
I bet the DOGS were HOWLING during that song.
I bet the DOGS were HOWLING during that song.
Love is not about how much you say "I Love You" but how much you can prove that it is true.
Your DJ is going to quote a famous person
Dr. Seuss
WEIRDNESS
"WE ARE ALL A LITTLE WEIRD AND LIFE'S A
LITTLE WEIRD, AND WHEN WE FIND
SOMEONE WHOSE WEIRDNESS IS
COMPATIBLE WITH OURS, WE JOIN UP
WITH THEM AND FALL IN MUTUAL WEIRDNESS AND CALL IT LOVE."
there you have it.
Your DJ Rockin Wills has been handed this Proclamation.
That bird is out in front of my station wanting to smear his ordure and trying to tie the tails of innocent pupsters and kittenistas in the name of LOVE.
I am going to sneak a peak out the window to see if anyone is in line to get swaddled, pooped and tied! Oh No I see Ernie and Roxy.
Ernie is handing Kismet his leash!
Why is that darn Ernie knocking on my window now? What you want Ernie I'm on the air. You need witnesses? I'm on the air and I could only be a witness! Yes my name is Rockin Wills, Sweet William and Sugar Billy. Ernie I am only one pup so I can only be a witness. Ernie get a fact checker! You will pay me? How much money you got? You will write me a check! I only take cash! And besides your paws are tied up. Ernie I got to finish this broadcast so I can go to the party at Murphy & Stanley's. Roxie you need a ride since Ernie is a little tied up? My car is around back. Okie Dokie meet you back there. Attorneys!
This is worse than Fifty Shades of Gray revisited.
Yes your DJ Rockin Wills is giving it to you straight.
Ernie is handing Kismet his leash!
Why is that darn Ernie knocking on my window now? What you want Ernie I'm on the air. You need witnesses? I'm on the air and I could only be a witness! Yes my name is Rockin Wills, Sweet William and Sugar Billy. Ernie I am only one pup so I can only be a witness. Ernie get a fact checker! You will pay me? How much money you got? You will write me a check! I only take cash! And besides your paws are tied up. Ernie I got to finish this broadcast so I can go to the party at Murphy & Stanley's. Roxie you need a ride since Ernie is a little tied up? My car is around back. Okie Dokie meet you back there. Attorneys!
I always have problems.
This has been Blogville's one and only Non Serious Radio Station Howl that is 469.5 on the dial.
Well this is never going to be podcast!
Whoa whoa, you got the best of my love
Happy Valentines Day
"Do what you want, dig what you do, 'cause that's what life is all about"
Signing Off
Sweet William The Scot
Sweet William The Scot
See you at Murphy & Stanley's Party. I think Bella and I might be over dressed.
You look pawsome and all ready for the pawty, and so does Bella!
ReplyDeleteSir William, so good to see you rocking the airwaves for a festive Valentine's Day! We are sending you and your Lee lots of LOVE!
ReplyDeleteYour friend, until the end
Oz
You two look grreat! There's no such thing as over- or under-dressed for a Blogville pawty!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day dear William and Bella (and Lee)
ReplyDeleteHave a great time at the Pawty and I finks you two are dressed just pawfectly
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Happy Valentines Day!
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
I uhhhhuhuhed along with that love song... not sure if the mama loved it hehehehe
ReplyDeleteHappy valentines Day to you and your Lee!!!
Happy Valentines Day! Enjoy the pawty- nose licks and love from Moth xx
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh Sweet William and Bella you were purrfectly dressed. I loved how Bella's dress swayed with the music. DJ Rockin' Wills excellent music choices.
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
BOL at Kismet! Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day! Nothing Ernie comes up with surprises us. He is hilarious! ♥
ReplyDeleteSweet William you sure have a way with spinning those tunes. Happy Valentine's Day to you and your mom.
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhh, Sweet William, what can I say? You just thrill me....
ReplyDeleteYour Little sponge, Bella♥♥♥♥
Wowsa, dude, you sure gots a smooooooth tongue! and a smoooooooth taste in music! Thanks for spinnin' tonights!!
ReplyDeleteum, should we be on the lookout for a Doxie on a string with a Burdie attatched?? hehehe
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Happy Valentine's Day Sweet William. You have a great way with the tunes.
ReplyDeleteBentley
Love does not need a reason. Pure love will come from the heart without reason and it’ll stay every season. Yep that is a dog's
Deletelove. Happy Valentine's Day to you and Gailen and Pat and her sister.
SWTS
We are howling along with you...can you hear us from Oregon? Happy ♥ Day!
ReplyDeleteArrrrrrrrro,
Wyatt and Tegan
Great post Sweet William. Totally in keeping with the K-Oss theme....
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
Hey Rockin' Wills!
ReplyDeleteWow, no one can spin the platters with the tunes that matters quite like you, my friend! BOL Oh, you're the bestest DJ and we all want more love songs today.
Sarge
WHEW.... THANKS Rockin' Wills fur refusing to get involved in one of Ernie's Crazy Ideas. He can't just up and marry Roxy... her mom would have a HISSY FIT if he did that... Bella would not be happy Either.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Beautiful Bella... You two are not a single Thread over dressed.. You look FABULOUS!! What a grand couple you make.
She is your Piece of Cake... SPONGE Cake of course. hehehe
Thanks fur Playin the Platters fur Us today.
The two of you look wonderful! Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post! Happy Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day, Sweet William and Lee.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
That was a terrific song. We are going to play it over and over. I hope our howling does not drive our parents crazy.
ReplyDeleteGreat to have you back on the airwaves Sweet William! Happy Valentine's Day to you and Lee!!!!
ReplyDeleteLuvs
Marty, Mom and the Gang
Crikey Sweet William ...... Where would Blogville be without you?? I couldn't be at the party so I'm glad I got to hear all the recordings here. Well done, mate!!
ReplyDeleteCrikey ...... I forgot. Happy Valentine's day!!!!!
DeleteArooooo....ROOOOOO....AAARROOOO!!
ReplyDeleteThere, I howled...and that is an accomplishment, cauae I didn't hear any sirens which is the only sound that I will howl for...AARROOOOOO!
Happy loves fest day
Wait, too much earth ale in me...
Happy Love Feast Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Petcretary sure had some loud BOL's here today:) In fact she too almost howled...OMD!
It was great seeing you 2 at the dance. Thanks for the music Sweet William
ReplyDeleteWags
Oreo
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteWoooohooooooooo keeping it going there SW!!! You are without doubt the best DJ anywhere!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
I just married a couple of squirrels. Revenge is sweet.
ReplyDeleteWe were so glad you were on the airwaves for the big pawty yesterday. we are a little late getting around but we had a blast yesterday
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Looks like you had a wonderful Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteDownload Happy Valentines Songs 2018 to forward song to your love one on this Valentine's Day.
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