O.K. I'm back , hopefully a little smarter. My Tutorial for Dummies says "Now comes a template". They want to temp me with a plate of what? I know what happened to Adam when he was tempted and bit the apple. Is Snazzi Jazzi wanting me to bite the apple with this blog? Someone get a DICTIONARY!!! "Oh no, what have I done?"
Wait there is more enticement, Jazzi sent a package.
It was suppose to arrive for Valentines Day. But, the Postal Service saved me, so cupid the god of desire, affection with his complex allegorical meanings could not shoot my butt with his arrow. Yes you heard that right the Postal Service left a slip of paper in my box saying I had a damaged package. I went back the next day to claim my package. It had a sharp edge pertruding. Oh No Oh No The Serpent! It had gray dust. Jazzi even scarred the Postal Service. (The dust was the envelope packing that broke in the wrong place) Well when they opened my package they had no easy humor.
Now does Jazzi want me to throw myself on the sharp pertruding object and smell the dust. Romeo and Juliet all over again! I want you to see what I got. A digger. I knew it, Jazzi wants me to dig my own grave with this blog. Someone get an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!! I got my stories confused. "Oh no, what have I done?"
To be continued ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant!
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant!
Thank You Snazzi Jazzi ~ You are the Best
Oh Jazzi just told me I have to say "She Digs Me"
Oh Jazzi just told me I have to say "She Digs Me"
Do you like to dye easter eggs? We do!
YEA... you really ARE back... LOVE your colored Eggs..
ReplyDeleteI wish I could have been in the post office THAT day.. It must have been HYSTERICAL.
That is a super Valentine PUN Pressie that Jazzi sent to you. She is so very much Creative.
Oh Sweet William, you is funnnnnny. Did they have to pat ya down at the postal service?
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad you are here bloggin'. My MOM is not so got at it either but I tell her to keep at it. Hope you do the same.
Blessings,
Goosee
Yiiiiipie, you is back!
ReplyDeleteThhem poor postal peoples probably had da wits skeered out of them and calling da HAZMAT team...running fur their lives...hehehehe...I LOOOOOVES IT!
I needs an encyclopedia and a dictionary just to understand your big words.
Puddles
PS: I is thrilled you is heres with us!
I love your eggs Sweet William!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the postal disservice loses money. I sent a package to my valentine last year (Stuart) and the "priority" package got there in April or something like that. Those lovingly paw-made by myself peanut butter treats were perishable. I'm so mad I'm unglued. Fortunately, Stuart still barks at me but still holds a torch for Sniglet.
ReplyDeleteOh Dear....A shovel...dig your grave...play Romeo and Juliet??? WTH!!! I nose....Maybe Jazzi wants you to use da shovel to dig a hole and plant some flower seeds so you can send her flowers. Ya think???
ReplyDeleteI don't know about coloring those eggs but I will tell you that I do like to eat them!!!!
ReplyDeleteThose are some pretty eggs!
ReplyDeleteWell, gosh this is intriguing ...can't wait for part two!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
P.S: Glad you are back and yes, we LOVE to dye eggs.
How lucky are you little dude - a present from your sweetie and you get to make pretty easter eggs
ReplyDeletei am glad to see you blogging :) what a wonderful sweetie Jazzi is? ... and what a lovely Easter eggs you got there
ReplyDeleteOh sweet William,
ReplyDeleteI would never send you anything dangerous. I couldnt believe that the PO was having such a cow over this dust bit. I mean we got the envelope from the PO and how is my fault that the gray dust was from their own envelope??
I am glad that they finally gave it to you, we were getting worried that they would come and haul mom off due to sending dust packages!!
Now, you have to quickly tell them just what was on the shovel part and the little saying that went with the shovel. We thought that it was pretty snazzi.
wags from your girl
Jazzi
Sweet William you sure have the flair for the dramatic retelling of your stories. Keep them coming. You are very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteCindy
We are glad that you didn't get into too much trouble at the post office! We also want you to know that coloring eggs is an activity that we TOTALLY love!!! We even like to eat the eggs! BOL! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteHi William
ReplyDeleteGreat to see you back. What a wonderful Valentine present from Jazzi. Well worth the wait.
And you know what? There are a lot of us pups (and our humans) out there who DIG you, my dear sweet boy.
And I must say that is a very fine neckerchief you are wearing today.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Very creative and artistic works you've done! I love those eggs they looks lovely ;)
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We'd better be sure the 'scooter man' doesn't come into our house because we have dust EVERYWHERE!!!
ReplyDeleteWe don't know about dying eggs--we just love to eat them!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
We know the postal service is doing their job!
ReplyDeleteYour dyed eggs are so pretty, sweet William!
Love ya lots,
Mitch
Hey Sweet William - aren't you a lucky duck gettin' presents from your sweetheart!! My mum made us yellow eggs like those but she is yet to make pretty patterns on them like yours!! Bet she doesn't know how! Could your peep run a class maybe??
ReplyDeleteTail Wuggles, Rubie
Hey Sweet William!
ReplyDeleteWow, it's so great to see you! Those poor PO peeps were totally confused. I agree with Amber that Jazzi would like for you to plant some flowers so you can send her a bouquet for Spring! Your eggs look pretty and delish too! BOL.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
How lucky to get a cool pressie from Jazzi! She's quite a gal.
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
How nice of Jazzi to send you a romantical "Shovel"....(I guess...heehee)
ReplyDeleteYou already got your Easter Eggs dyed and ready to go??? I am impressed.......we still putting away da Valentines stuffs....
You are so lucky to have Jazzi....she is so cool!
ReplyDeleteBOL! What a great Valentine's Day present!
ReplyDeleteWe do not believe a Scottie would require a metallic implement or any implement - in order to dig! It's clear from your posts that you already 'dig' Jazzi. So we vote that Jazzi thinks Lee needs to help you plant something. Have you figured out what she wants you to plant? Maybe one of Frankie's milkbone trees? Can't wait to see how this turns out.
ReplyDeleteJed & Abby
Ahhhhh.......Jazzi is a tasty little temptaion we see ;o)
ReplyDeleteAnd you Sweet WIlliam are cute beyond words!
Hugs, Nancy, Becky and G-Dog
Great present... better late than never!!
ReplyDeleteSweet William-
ReplyDeleteWe like Easter eggs, we like Valentines, we like Jazzi and WE LIKE YOU!!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Hawoooo wooo! Easter eggs are the best! Do woo get to go-a-seeking-and-munching them? Play bows,
ReplyDeleteRA
Sweet William, you are just adorable!!!!
ReplyDeletexxoo
Duhgall and Fiona
Hi Sweet William! We're so excited that you and Jazzi are in LOOOOOOOOVE! You two would look so cute together!
ReplyDeleteHey there SWTS!!!! Just stopping by for a little visit today! Hope you're well my friend.
ReplyDeleteArooo, Stuart
Hi SWTS!!!
ReplyDeleteAroo, Stuart
Glad your package arrived, and even though damaged, "okay."
ReplyDeleteWOW, that Jazzi must be head-over-tails nutso over YOU!! You Lucky Man!!
ReplyDeleteWinston!
Hi Sweet William! I wanted to let you know that I nominated you for an award over on my blog!
ReplyDeleteMe too. See Douglas' blog
ReplyDeletehttp://douglasfinnegan.blogspot.com/2012/03/omd-i-received-award-from-jacque-and.html?showComment=1331342207873#c2778845244706989771
You need a lot more love.
Love, Kyla (a fellow rescue with Addison's Disease).
Kyla has left a new comment on your post ""Oh no, what have I done?" Continued":
DeleteMe too-if your're the last to get this stuff, you're SOL. But, you ARE underappreciated. I just wish you'd bark at the world a little more!