If there are any boy puppies or female dogs please skip this post ~ this is a very sensitive subject. So Jazzi or Puddles or Sasha or Kyla or Daisy please close your eyes.
O.K. dogs out there, there was a show on T.V. Posh Pets 20/20 on Friday night. Did you see the show?
Well I am here to tell you, if you have had that LITTLE SURGERY (yea right) or that BUBBLECTOMY or whatever they told you it was ~ well you know the one I mean!!!! The one where you leave the jewels to the kingdom behind.
Well now you can get neuticals! Over a half million caring pet owners Worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive option when neutering their beloved pet.
So if you miss that wide stance in back or the rub between those legs on your walkies around the block or the flying in the wind feeling while you are chasing a squirrel or you just want the junk back in your trunk well get your peep to get you NEUTICLES!! "It's like nothing ever changed"Prices Run from $299 that is Mango size to $254 that is Pip size. If you just need one it is $199 to $159 accordingly. Surgery to implant extra.
Lee can I get NEUTICLES???
Lee says "na na na hay hay hay goodbye".
GUESS THAT IS A NO
William, I am speechless, utterly speechless, and glad all over again that I have not had 'the operation' so will not be in need of this latest invention.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
OMD OMD so you are sayin... if your Sack was Saced.. you can get Bobble Implants???
ReplyDeleteWell, I have kinda gotten used to the freedom of movement and all so I think I'll take a pass on this one.
Butt I gotta tell you William.. This post was a Gem or a Jewel. BaaaaWaaaaah
Price-wise, one gets more bang for your buck with da large Mango size. Heeheee
ReplyDeleteI saw that show William. Here is a funny coincidence.......my momma used to date da patent attorney who helped with da Neutical development! BOL! Her had all girl dogs at da time, and wasnt in need of the 'product'. BOL
ReplyDeleteMOM and I watch that show. I looked over at MOM and she said, "Not a chance." Just as well I guess I am use to the free flying Goose style. Besides I think I might be to old for it anyway.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
BWHahahahahha....Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) is crackin up! Butt he says he'll take da Mango size. Den he'll be ... bottom heavy instead of top heavy!
ReplyDeleteSo I could maybe get Mango-sized neuticles ... OMD I can't even finish the sentence. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.... Peeps. They are crazy!! I got tell you, I just feel so much more aerodynamic... Frankie's right, though. This post was a JEWEL!!
ReplyDelete-BART
OMD...WTH? I so missed dat show but at least nows I can rub it Brudder's face cuz I knows my mum ain't gonna gets him no implants...not if hers can't even afford botox.
ReplyDeleteI so glad I don't has to worry bouts it though...whew!
Puddles
HEY... Maybe Puddles is Onto somethingy... We could get that patent Atty that Minna Krebs' Mom knows... and we could invent
ReplyDeleteBALLtox. All of Blogville could share in the Pawceedes.
We aren't sure if it's necessary to replace those - I think it's just more for the owners vanity...
ReplyDeleteSam
I'm speechless and that just doesn't happen to me ...
ReplyDeleteSweet William, I am sorry but I didn't listen and read it anyway and I am glad this is something I do not have to worry about. I can't even imagine having those things dangling...well never mind but it was nice of you to bounce it by those who might need it.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
I am like Sasha, I didnt read or listen to anything, I know nothing!!! BOL Glad I dont have to worry bout that!!
ReplyDeletewags
jazzi
We don't know anything either...
ReplyDeletexoxo Chloe and LadyBug
We never thought about that stuff! But we were more interested in if there was some food left in that bag...hope there was.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
Hey Sweet William!
ReplyDeleteWow, I think I'll be considering this! I've blamed my peeps for my disfigurement for years, but Dad swears he had nothing to do with it. Sure. Well, I bet I can put a major guilt trip on Dad and score a Mango set! Yeah, I bet he'd understand. Mom, no. Dad, yes. I think I'll catch Dad now while Mom's at work!
Grr and an Excited (?) Woof,
Sarge, COP
OMD Sweet William, Mommy fell out of her chair laughing when i asked for neuticles!
ReplyDeleteRooooo!
Douglas
Ha!ha!ha! Ya, that's a big no here too!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Sammy-Joe wants to know if they make them for cats too!
ReplyDeleteBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! so funny!!!!!! No for me too!
ReplyDeleteHaving a warning about not reading made certain that I read further. What about us girls? I demand falsies!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, my friend....you certainly have a way of putting things....ha ha! BTW -- I am happy just the way I am....no need to replace anything....
ReplyDeleteWhat's that you say? Hmmm, and if I put my head in the dog food bag that will fix it....Thanx for the tip!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Have a fun St. Patty's Day, my friend!
ReplyDeleteYes, we saw that show. Those nauticles were not the only dumb thing on the show, but they ranked pretty high. That show was full of proof that dogs and cats don't buy anything; gullible humans do. You, however, seem to be most profitably employed in those nice photos. Mama keeps our kibbles in a large metal can behind a closed door. Looks like you have a more trusting biped.
ReplyDeleteJed & Abby
OMD, I'm laughing so hard , tears are rolling down my face!!!!!!! Maybe I could just pick up a couple of golf balls for Winston..it would be much cheaper!
ReplyDeleteOooh Sweet William, you are a cheeky pupster! We've got our legs crossed just reading that! Dex and Lou xxx
ReplyDeleteBOL! This is hysterical, but I am not a dog to look back. What's gone is gone.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Well, we had read about these things but I'm like Mr Pip, I'm not one to look back - and, after my first few weeks after 'the operation' (as they call it - I think that's a rather euphamistic way to explain what happened to me!!) of wondering where those things had gone, I got quite used to them not being there and now, well, I figure that I'm lucky to be alive altogether and I think I might feel a tad silly walking around with fake you know whats!
ReplyDeleteLove the photographs, by the way, Sweet W. They are very cute~
Woof.
Groucho
We saw that neuticles thing too and thought it was extremely weird!! In fact how the heck did that Bully's daddy know that he has more confidence now?? Sheesh. Hootie says that he doesn't need fake walnuts to be a confident, macho fellow. Bol.
ReplyDeleteSmooches from pooches,
(Miss)BabyRocketDog & Hootie
Hey, Sweet William,
ReplyDeleteI asked my mom too and she just didn't get it -- but I got an extra cookie, so what the heck.