Monday, April 15, 2013

That Was The Week That Was

Hey come back you lost something.
Oh Dogs lookie what I got in my mouth!!!
Lee never thought it would happen.
I, Sweet William The Scot, was determined!!
  I had a three hour wait.
Yep I had a tree rat cornered up the tree.
Well he finally decided to come down and take his exit from my yard.
He zigged, I zagged, he zagged, I zigged.
Around the tree we went.
Then I out  manuevered the tree rat he zagged and I zagged.
Bonanza ~ Eureka snap I had his tail in my mouth. 
Tree rat was on me, I was shaking my body, I was rolling on the ground.
Get off me you pervert.
But I held on to the tail for dear life!
Then it happened.
The tail broke off.
Hey come back you lost something, you ready for round two?
I have a souvenior a genuine tree rat tail.
Lee can you make me a Daniel Boone cap, Please.
You know during all of this, Lee was yelling GO WILLS GO WILLS.
Lee is so proud of me, why with my deformed front legs she never thought I would be able to catch a tree rat. 
Yep I snicker when I see that tailless tree rat and he stays out of my yard!
Lee had to get a new Toro Mower last week.  Yep our home always needs something.  Home ownership isn't it great!
What do you mean, it is my job to mow the yard.
"That was the week that was, It's over, let it go ..."
Thanks for being a friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of mine
Signing Off
Sweet William The Scot
                                                                       ~~~  copyrighted ~~~


  1. Oh My PUg you actually caught one of those tree you think there was a reward out for him, I would get in touch with SArge Immediately to see if that is who they are looking for!!!! Not many of us can say we did!!!! Dad hates mowing, he use to like it but now he says he is old and doesn't like to mow anymore.
    stella rose

  2. OMD...You did it! OMD! I's so proud of you. You's my HERO!

  3. Instead of a Toro, you should have gotten a sheep. Then it would be the sheep's job.

    I got the tail of a lizard once, but on a lizard I think it grows back.

  4. WOW, double WOW!! Sweet William, your very own
    genuine tree rat tail!! Now......that is impressive!!! Guess he is sorry that he zagged when you did!! You sure showed that guy and I bet he wont be showing up in your yard anytime soon. WTG, You make us ALL very proud!!!

    Uh yah, dont let her rope you into mowing the yard and beware that thing makes NOISE!!

    Jazzi and Addi

  5. Oh Puddles would be so proud. You showed that tree rat William. What an exciting story. I was on the edge of the couch reading it. Good job pal.

  6. Sweet Willaim.
    Respect. I am totally impressed. Well done you!
    Toodle pip!

  7. YOU GOT THE TREE RAT! We shall honor you forever!!

  8. Wow, you sure'z got determination :) Can't wait to see the photo's of you moving the lawn..Bawahhaaaa xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  9. Your gonna look pawsome in a Daniel Boone Hat with a real tail, way to go buddy. See, after the Olympics we knew you had that terrier speed way down deep! SWTS One, Squirrels NONE!

    Now about that mowing, you got a seat or do you pull it with a harness.

    Your Besties
    Susie & Bites The Mad Scots

  10. Ringy-dingy-ding...Sir William, HOLY SMOKES!!!! You caught the tree rat and kept his tail for a souvenir?!? Totally pawesome, pal. You are my hero...I've only caught a baby bunny (once) but Ma made me drop it. I didn't get a chance to snag a souvenir off of it. *sighs* Maybe next time (wink wink).

    *high paws*

  11. OMD ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HUNTER..Sweet William the Scot!! All HAIL.

    Bravo WhoooooHOOOOO Atta Boy
    WaaaaaahROOOOOOOOO to you Sweet William

    You really Showed that pervert!!! WAY TO GO Buddy.. Way to go.

    We think that Miss Lee should hang your trophy from the handle of that spiffy new grass chomper!!! It would look SUPER fluttering in the Breeze as SHE pushes it back and forth through YOUR well PAWtected territory!!!

  12. WAY TO GO William!!!! You got yourself a dreaded tree rat tail - now all the other tree rats will be laughin at that one you de-tailed and be calling him Stumpy!!! That will teach it for teasing you for 3 hours!

  13. Wow you are a fabulous hunting dog :o) I think it's your job to mow the lawn, maybe you can take a ride on this thingy?

  14. You caught a tree rat! Amazing! You must be as fast as lightening
    Benny & Lily

  15. Will YOU ARE DA DAWG! Those tree rats taunt me daily and I do my best but have never matched your accomplishment...I think we need to campaign for a "Will the Squirrel Beater" Day with parades and everything

  16. You go you awesome Scot!!! However, I am glad you didn't kill the guy. What can I say I'm human! I showed Fox & Scruffy the pics and they are seriously jealous of you. Seriously.
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  17. Wow, I'm so super excited that you bashed a squirrel! Wooohooooo and congrats to you. What a great job and you have a souvenir to remember your big conquest. Pawesome work, my good furiend!!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  18. Hip, hip ARROOOOOO, William. We bow to your prowess at catching that tail! Bet he won't be back to tangle with you...or at least you'll know if he does!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  19. Oh my dog! William! You need to get that trophy mounted my furend!

    Well done!

  20. You have done what so many have only hoped to do--And I've no doubt you have given hope to so many!! :-)

  21. You caught a squirrel by the tail!!!!! You are my hero!!!

    Your pal, Pip

  22. OMD Sweet William, hail to you!! That is amazing, what a great story you will have to tell your grandchildren.

    Loveys Sasha

  23. OMG, that's awesome, William! You are our hero!

    Love ya lots
    Mitch and Molly

  24. NOOOOOO WAAAAAY!!!!!! You are seriously HARD CORE William!!!!

    Wally & Sammy

  25. Oh.My.Dog.!!!@!! Oh yeah! That'll teach those evil tree rats not to tease YOU!!! Now all the other tree rats are gonna be callin' him Stubby!! Oh, you ROCK William!
    I thinks you should hang that tail from your collar, so all the other tree rats know EXACTLY who you are!!
    I bow to you...

  26. Wow . Remember the blogville circus game when u chased the tree rats out of the tree. Well this post was like a real version of the game.

  27. Ringy-dingy-ding-dong....Sir William, I was working on my post when you popped by this morning. Wildlife photos are up and short video of monkey!!! BOL

  28. William WTG with letting that bushy tailed tree rat know the boundaries. Now Sweet William as far as I'm cannot be Guard of the Yard and Lawn Boy. Lee needs to decide which position best fits your training!!
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  29. Oh Sweet William you are my hero!!!! you are the bestest Scottie out there!!! I'm gonna have to try that, only problem is that my but is too big!!! I can't move that quick!!

  30. Oh Sweet William I am so proud of you. Not everyone can out think those Tree Rats. About that mowing - not sure your legs are long enough to operate the mower.

  31. OOOOOH MY GOSH!!!! That is PAWSOME!!!! We can just see you zigging and zagging!!! I'm sure that tree rat won't be back -you would have scaed him off for good!!!



  32. OMD!!! Great job!!! I think you need to mount that tree rats tail on the wall for all to see your big catch!!!


  33. Im impressed but mum is going "Yuk!!". She has a poor stomach you see. She doesnt like it when I squoosh spiders with my moppy paws! And I'm doin her a favour!

    Congrats my friend!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx