Hey come back you lost something.
Oh Dogs lookie what I got in my mouth!!!
Lee never thought it would happen.
I, Sweet William The Scot, was determined!!
I had a three hour wait.
Yep I had a tree rat cornered up the tree.
Well he finally decided to come down and take his exit from my yard.
He zigged, I zagged, he zagged, I zigged.
Around the tree we went.
Then I out manuevered the tree rat he zagged and I zagged.
Bonanza ~ Eureka snap I had his tail in my mouth.
Tree rat was on me, I was shaking my body, I was rolling on the ground.
Get off me you pervert.
Get off me you pervert.
But I held on to the tail for dear life!
Then it happened.
Then it happened.
The tail broke off.
Hey come back you lost something, you ready for round two?
I have a souvenior a genuine tree rat tail.
Lee can you make me a Daniel Boone cap, Please.
You know during all of this, Lee was yelling GO WILLS GO WILLS.
Lee is so proud of me, why with my deformed front legs she never thought I would be able to catch a tree rat.
Yep I snicker when I see that tailless tree rat and he stays out of my yard!
Lee had to get a new Toro Mower last week. Yep our home always needs something. Home ownership isn't it great!
What do you mean, it is my job to mow the yard.
"That was the week that was, It's over, let it go ..."
Thanks for being a
friend
Traveling down the road and back again
Your heart is true and your a friend of
mine
Signing Off
Sweet William The
Scot
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Oh My PUg you actually caught one of those tree rats...do you think there was a reward out for him, I would get in touch with SArge Immediately to see if that is who they are looking for!!!! Not many of us can say we did that..wow!!!! Dad hates mowing, he use to like it but now he says he is old and doesn't like to mow anymore.
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OMD...You did it! OMD! I's so proud of you. You's my HERO!
ReplyDeleteInstead of a Toro, you should have gotten a sheep. Then it would be the sheep's job.
ReplyDeleteI got the tail of a lizard once, but on a lizard I think it grows back.
WOW, double WOW!! Sweet William, your very own
ReplyDeletegenuine tree rat tail!! Now......that is impressive!!! Guess he is sorry that he zagged when you did!! You sure showed that guy and I bet he wont be showing up in your yard anytime soon. WTG, You make us ALL very proud!!!
Uh yah, dont let her rope you into mowing the yard and beware that thing makes NOISE!!
wags
Jazzi and Addi
Oh Puddles would be so proud. You showed that tree rat William. What an exciting story. I was on the edge of the couch reading it. Good job pal.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Sweet Willaim.
ReplyDeleteRespect. I am totally impressed. Well done you!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
YOU GOT THE TREE RAT! We shall honor you forever!!
ReplyDeleteWow, you sure'z got determination :) Can't wait to see the photo's of you moving the lawn..Bawahhaaaa xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Your gonna look pawsome in a Daniel Boone Hat with a real tail, way to go buddy. See, after the Olympics we knew you had that terrier speed way down deep! SWTS One, Squirrels NONE!
ReplyDeleteNow about that mowing, you got a seat or do you pull it with a harness.
Your Besties
Susie & Bites The Mad Scots
Ringy-dingy-ding...Sir William, HOLY SMOKES!!!! You caught the tree rat and kept his tail for a souvenir?!? Totally pawesome, pal. You are my hero...I've only caught a baby bunny (once) but Ma made me drop it. I didn't get a chance to snag a souvenir off of it. *sighs* Maybe next time (wink wink).
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Oz
OMD ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HUNTER..Sweet William the Scot!! All HAIL.
ReplyDeleteBravo WhoooooHOOOOO Atta Boy
WaaaaaahROOOOOOOOO to you Sweet William
You really Showed that pervert!!! WAY TO GO Buddy.. Way to go.
We think that Miss Lee should hang your trophy from the handle of that spiffy new grass chomper!!! It would look SUPER fluttering in the Breeze as SHE pushes it back and forth through YOUR well PAWtected territory!!!
WAY TO GO William!!!! You got yourself a dreaded tree rat tail - now all the other tree rats will be laughin at that one you de-tailed and be calling him Stumpy!!! That will teach it for teasing you for 3 hours!
ReplyDeleteWow you are a fabulous hunting dog :o) I think it's your job to mow the lawn, maybe you can take a ride on this thingy?
ReplyDeleteYou caught a tree rat! Amazing! You must be as fast as lightening
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Will YOU ARE DA DAWG! Those tree rats taunt me daily and I do my best but have never matched your accomplishment...I think we need to campaign for a "Will the Squirrel Beater" Day with parades and everything
ReplyDeleteYou go you awesome Scot!!! However, I am glad you didn't kill the guy. What can I say I'm human! I showed Fox & Scruffy the pics and they are seriously jealous of you. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAlyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
Wow, I'm so super excited that you bashed a squirrel! Wooohooooo and congrats to you. What a great job and you have a souvenir to remember your big conquest. Pawesome work, my good furiend!!
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Hip, hip ARROOOOOO, William. We bow to your prowess at catching that tail! Bet he won't be back to tangle with you...or at least you'll know if he does!
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh my dog! William! You need to get that trophy mounted my furend!
ReplyDeleteWell done!
You have done what so many have only hoped to do--And I've no doubt you have given hope to so many!! :-)
ReplyDeleteYou caught a squirrel by the tail!!!!! You are my hero!!!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
OMD Sweet William, hail to you!! That is amazing, what a great story you will have to tell your grandchildren.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
OMG, that's awesome, William! You are our hero!
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Mitch and Molly
NOOOOOO WAAAAAY!!!!!! You are seriously HARD CORE William!!!!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Oh.My.Dog.!!!@!! Oh yeah! That'll teach those evil tree rats not to tease YOU!!! Now all the other tree rats are gonna be callin' him Stubby!! Oh, you ROCK William!
ReplyDeleteI thinks you should hang that tail from your collar, so all the other tree rats know EXACTLY who you are!!
I bow to you...
Kisses,
Ruby
Wow . Remember the blogville circus game when u chased the tree rats out of the tree. Well this post was like a real version of the game.
ReplyDeleteRingy-dingy-ding-dong....Sir William, I was working on my post when you popped by this morning. Wildlife photos are up and short video of monkey!!! BOL
ReplyDeleteWilliam WTG with letting that bushy tailed tree rat know the boundaries. Now Sweet William as far as I'm concerned....you cannot be Guard of the Yard and Lawn Boy. Lee needs to decide which position best fits your training!!
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi your BFFF
Oh Sweet William you are my hero!!!! you are the bestest Scottie out there!!! I'm gonna have to try that, only problem is that my but is too big!!! I can't move that quick!!
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet William I am so proud of you. Not everyone can out think those Tree Rats. About that mowing - not sure your legs are long enough to operate the mower.
ReplyDeleteJO
OOOOOH MY GOSH!!!! That is PAWSOME!!!! We can just see you zigging and zagging!!! I'm sure that tree rat won't be back -you would have scaed him off for good!!!
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Groucho
OMD!!! Great job!!! I think you need to mount that tree rats tail on the wall for all to see your big catch!!!
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Im impressed but mum is going "Yuk!!". She has a poor stomach you see. She doesnt like it when I squoosh spiders with my moppy paws! And I'm doin her a favour!
ReplyDeleteCongrats my friend!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx